The battle of Salamis is a big one so far. Here's an update. Greek war general, Themistocles, tricked Xerxes, the Persian king/general, into meeting him and the Greeks at the Salamis Sea. The Greeks formed a wall of ships so the Persians couldn't escape. As the Persians approached some turned to act like they were leaving while others charged straight at the other boats. The Persian boats move slow through the water while the Greek (mostly Athenian soldiers) ships swiftly ram into the sides of the Persian boats.
Persian forces are sinking and failing while the Greek forces are excelling. They'll for sure win this one.
"Themistocles? Can you tell me a little about this win?"
"We excelled against these slow Persian war ships. I think we out-smarted them on this one. We win!"
"Are you proud?"
"Very. I told everyone it was a privilege to die in war and they succeeded in believing."
"Thank you. Now to Xerxes. Xerxes? Can you tell us a little bit about the battle?"
"They tricked me well. I can't believe I fell for it. My own army fought terribly and I never want to see that mess again."
"Why weren't you fighting?"
"Because. You really think I want to die drowning? No. Who does?"
"Well then. Thank you Jerk-ses!"
Persian forces are sinking and failing while the Greek forces are excelling. They'll for sure win this one.
"Themistocles? Can you tell me a little about this win?"
"We excelled against these slow Persian war ships. I think we out-smarted them on this one. We win!"
"Are you proud?"
"Very. I told everyone it was a privilege to die in war and they succeeded in believing."
"Thank you. Now to Xerxes. Xerxes? Can you tell us a little bit about the battle?"
"They tricked me well. I can't believe I fell for it. My own army fought terribly and I never want to see that mess again."
"Why weren't you fighting?"
"Because. You really think I want to die drowning? No. Who does?"
"Well then. Thank you Jerk-ses!"